Tonight Abacus and I got into a conversation which started with a discussion of different "Michael's". Michael Jackson came-up and he said he was in heaven. This started a discussion about heaven and who was there. I said, "Do you know Grandma and Grandpa don't believe in heaven?" (which was meant to spark a discussion about Judaism), the following conversation ensued:
Abacus: "So, they will when they get there."
Me: "Oh, and when will that be?"
Abacus: "In like one year. Or maybe two." *pause* "Actually I think six...no...seven. Seven or eight years."
Me: "So what's my expiration date?"
Abacus: "Oh that's not for ten thousand years."