Conversations with Abacus

Abacus:  "Mama, when are we going to have the sex talk?"

Me:  "Um.  Do we need to have the sex talk?  Do you have questions about something?"

Abacus:  "Well, I think I know what the sex talk is.  It's like talking about where babies come from."

Me:  "Actually, you have a pretty good idea of where babies come from.  It's more about how babies are made."

Abacus:  "Okay, I'll let you know when I'm ready for that talk."

Me:  "Okay."