Abacus: Did you know that Chinese people don't fart?
Me: And where did you get this information?
Abacus: My friend from China told me.
*pause*
Abacus: Just kidding. I looked it up on the internet.
Me: That doesn't sound very realistic.
Abacus: Just kidding. Only Earth people fart.
Me: Oh? So Chinese people aren't from Earth?
Abacus: No, they're from Pluto.
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